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George Michael Bluth makes my banana stand

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:14:05 -0500

scandalinbohemia: carlovely:

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:53:22 -0500

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Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:42:56 -0400

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Tobias: Oh, George Michael, she’s a girl. I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:59:51 -0400

Tobias: Oh, George Michael, she’s a girl. I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen.
Michael: Yeah, I think you just did.

Tobias as Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:13:21 -0400

Tobias as Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen

Tobias: Oh, a pregnancy test. There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? No, we had to create our little Frankenstein monster out of science, and money, and just a dash of - would - how - how long have you been standing there?

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:55:55 -0400

Tobias: Oh, a pregnancy test. There's something we never had, huh, Lindsay? No, we had to create our little Frankenstein monster out of science, and money, and just a dash of - would - how - how long have you been standing there?
Maeby: I just walked in.
Tobias: Just walked in! Seems like only yesterday you were bursting forth from your mother's fertile womb!

Tobias, post hair plugs

Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:48:23 -0400

Tobias, post hair plugs

David Cross and Demetri Martin for Vanity Fair’s Blindfold...

Tue, 26 May 2009 02:36:12 -0400

David Cross and Demetri Martin for Vanity Fair’s Blindfold Test feature. Two of my favorite comics.

ilikethepartwhere: Hello my name is Tobias Funke and I’ll be...

Mon, 25 May 2009 16:59:55 -0400

ilikethepartwhere:

Hello my name is Tobias Funke and I’ll be filling in for Michael, who is not sick. In fact, just today, I saw a slither of his buttocks and they’re as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so not to worry.

Tobias: Why don't we pair up? And hit the town together! I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!

Fri, 22 May 2009 12:22:26 -0400

Tobias: Why don't we pair up? And hit the town together! I'll be your wingman. Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!
Michael: OK, that's enough family stuff for today.

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Thu, 21 May 2009 01:45:45 -0400

Tobias: When a man ... needs to prove to a woman that he’s actual .... When a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her, something very, very special happens, and uh, with deep, deep concentration and-and great focus, he’s often able to achieve an erec...

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:57:26 -0400

Tobias: When a man ... needs to prove to a woman that he’s actual .... When a man loves a woman, and he actually wants to make love, uh, to her, something very, very special happens, and uh, with deep, deep concentration and-and great focus, he’s often able to achieve an erec...
George Michael: I’m sorry, I’m going to stop you.

scandalinbohemia: Arrested Development: The Movie. Can’t....

Sun, 17 May 2009 21:44:37 -0400

scandalinbohemia:

Arrested Development: The Movie.

Can’t. Fucking. Wait.

Tobias and Dr. Gunty during Lindsay and Tobias’ couples...

Sat, 16 May 2009 18:14:07 -0400

Tobias and Dr. Gunty during Lindsay and Tobias’ couples therapy

ilikethepartwhere: Cop: Who is this guy?Lindsey: This “guy” is...

Fri, 15 May 2009 18:27:22 -0400

ilikethepartwhere:

Cop: Who is this guy?
Lindsey: This “guy” is my husband…

Tobias hiding from the "blind lawyer" Maggie Lizer

Fri, 15 May 2009 06:49:05 -0400

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Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet? Tobias: Oh, no, no. I’m not...

Thu, 14 May 2009 01:24:00 -0400

Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet?
Tobias: Oh, no, no. I’m not in the group yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There’s got to be a better way to say that

Narrator: While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costume closet and disguised himself as an English nanny in an attempt to see his daughter and prove to his wife he had what it took to become a successful actor. It was the exact same plot as Mrs. Doubtfire...

Tue, 12 May 2009 18:55:03 -0400

Narrator: While on the set of Wrench, Tobias had snuck into the costume closet and disguised himself as an English nanny in an attempt to see his daughter and prove to his wife he had what it took to become a successful actor. It was the exact same plot as Mrs. Doubtfire...
Tobias: [after Lindsay answers the door] Why, hellooo. My name is Mrs. Phlyddia Featherbottom, the agency sent me over.
Lindsay: Uh... I didn't contact any agency.

fatmanatee: Happy belated Mother’s Day!

Mon, 11 May 2009 15:31:04 -0400

fatmanatee:

Happy belated Mother’s Day!

Gob: That’s a woman’s wig.

Mon, 11 May 2009 04:53:05 -0400

Gob: That’s a woman’s wig.
Tobias: I was told it was a “Bob.”